Oreo Cows

So my all time favorite call we got was someone was reporting that there were some cows in the road. They call in and say that there are some cows, that look like oreos and there are some adult cows and children cows. Now having growing up on a ranch with cows I have to say this is the first time I have ever heard cows being referred to as adults and children but definately the first as them being referred to looking like oreos!!! The sad thing is I knew exactly what they were talking about. Anyways I thought it was funny.

So I have been thinking for a while that i needed to start one of these and share a few of the dumb calls that i get at work. They are really funny but I forget about them so when people ask I just dont remember. Probably cuz I get SO many calls that would just blow you away! So just give me a little bit to get this figured out and then you can get the idea of how dumb people are and what they really call 911 for!!!