So I have been thinking for a while that i needed to start one of these and share a few of the dumb calls that i get at work. They are really funny but I forget about them so when people ask I just dont remember. Probably cuz I get SO many calls that would just blow you away! So just give me a little bit to get this figured out and then you can get the idea of how dumb people are and what they really call 911 for!!!